yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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