Don't you send me to vm
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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