His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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