8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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