i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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