And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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