I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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