So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties