I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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