It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life