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• (301): View more from Maryland

  porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  ..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat

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• (863): View more from Florida

  The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.

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  Worth it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom

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• (914): View more from New York

  I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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