Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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