you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
