I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
