yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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