How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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