is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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