names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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