So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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