try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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