People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
