fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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