the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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