What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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