i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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