im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she pinky promised me she was 18
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
