There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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