If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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