I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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