too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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