i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
