He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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