If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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