ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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