OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
His nipple licking is glorious
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