Heybabeimwearingurpanties
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
