Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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