no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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