Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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