i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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