no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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