i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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