There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I wear drunk well.
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