I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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