We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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