i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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