why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Who died my cat blue again?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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