it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He passed out mid-signature
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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