ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
