Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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