I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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