I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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