my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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