Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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