The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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