Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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