Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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