So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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