Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't watch pbs sober anymore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): I can't watch pbs sober anymore http://tfl.nu/lnl5
  Replies (2) Good night (801) Bad night (384) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear. http://tfl.nu/d8gq
  Replies (31) Good night (794) Bad night (11119) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now http://tfl.nu/squr
  Replies (40) Good night (9112) Bad night (1215) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

  (1-204): View more from Manitoba

  you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?" (1-204): you are both the best and worst wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/2hl0
  Replies (17) Good night (7030) Bad night (1006)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur. http://tfl.nu/9vxg
  Replies (11) Good night (5665) Bad night (1063) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous http://tfl.nu/zfcd
  Replies (10) Good night (4834) Bad night (791) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl? http://tfl.nu/31z4
  Replies (5) Good night (1872) Bad night (784) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat. http://tfl.nu/7ors
  Replies (13) Good night (4055) Bad night (996) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home http://tfl.nu/noo6
  Replies (12) Good night (3333) Bad night (701) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup http://tfl.nu/gqz1
  Replies (20) Good night (1476) Bad night (504) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in? http://tfl.nu/nu3d
  Replies (11) Good night (950) Bad night (2709) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win. http://tfl.nu/e10p
  Replies (45) Good night (1647) Bad night (2890) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair. http://tfl.nu/6kun
  Replies (7) Good night (304) Bad night (830) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell. http://tfl.nu/0dz9
  Replies (2) Good night (549) Bad night (173) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  Sadly, she's the porn star that got away

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): Sadly, she's the porn star that got away http://tfl.nu/sl2s
  Replies (3) Good night (213) Bad night (367) Order T-Shirt

Randomize