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• (323): View more from California

  Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

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  You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

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  So...no?`

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.

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• (925): View more from California

  Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...

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• (415): View more from California

  If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??

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• (516): View more from New York

  yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.

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• (323): View more from California

  He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It's okay, big boobs are better than running.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.

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