btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.