My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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