I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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